99 problems and this bitch is one...

via Fashionista

Ok so there's a huge pink elephant in the room and it's shitting barrel loads yet no one wants to acknowledge it. Well, I don't particularly enjoy the stink of excrement so I'm just gonna say it:

Someone with an amazing body who looks good in anything, DOESN'T necessarily have great personal style. Nor a shred of creativity. Nor a single goddamn drop of integrity. 

And obviously that doesn't just go for Erin Wasson. But for those of you who want to continue riding her, I just wanna warn you that you're probably gonna catch something she got from someone else. C'mon bitches, learn to filter. USE A CONDOM.

- Jessica

Me, I'm, super fly, super duper fly...

Super F/W09

Hand. Made. In. Italy. Translation: Wipe your drool and go back for your plastic F21 sunglasses you left at the nail salon. 

- Jessica

Can't sell me bullshit, I know the prices...

Rodarte S/S 2010

This might come off like it's tainted with bitterness but seriously can someone please explain to me why these LA Weight Loss rejects get so much goddamn critical acclaim? Where is the so-called art that everybody fawns over? Cause where I'm from, this is called a HOT ASS MESS. Real talk.

And what's really good with these drawn on tribal tats ladies? Does someone have a closeted obsession with 98 Degrees?  No judgement.

- Jessica

Who's gonna run this town tonight?

Ohne Titel S/S10

Forgive me for not getting close-up shots of some of the intense knit details. Too busy zipping skinny minnies into their lace-up leather thigh highs. Alexa and Flora really turned it up this season. They're CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund finalists and needless to say, we're rooting for them. 

Notable occurrences: Spotting Susie Bubble outside, post-defilé in her Luxirare jacket and Tavi of Style Rookie in the front row ( ...really guys? Isn't she just an awkward-cute 12 year old with internet and indulgent parents or am I missing something?). Oh yea, and Morgan eye-raping/dressing Abbey Lee.

- Jessica