Friday, July 3, 2009

I'm pourin' beer out for my shorty who ain't here...


Vest, tank, shorts, wristband [DIY] Sneakers [Urban Outfitters] 
Bag [handmade in Ecuador] Brass cuff [vintage]


This vest was originally some fug-tastic dress with gaudy gold buttons that I found at the Odds Costume Rental Closing Sale. I'm thinking of adding a 4" zipper to the inner fold to increase the drama of the newly added drape. The sneakers are my new defaults. I usually hate floral but these make me sublimely happy and they go with everything/nothing.

Anyway, I got caught in a rip tide off Fire Island today. After 2 friends almost drowned trying unsuccessfully to pull me out, there was a good 30 second span when I gave up trying to swim back to shore and accepted my doom. My life didn't flash before my eyes however, so the consensus remains that Tai Fraiser is a clueless drama queen. And then an old leather-daddy type totally scooped me out a la David Hasselhoff. 

So I got to thinking, if I did die, I hope someone would have tipped off the boo piece to opt out of giving a eulogy and play an endless loop of ReneƩ by Lost Boyz instead. And then proceed to pour out beer for his shorty that ain't here, natch. Clearly, a classy affair for a classy broad.

- Jessica

2 comments:

biddie said...

clueless and renee references in one post. +1

miss a. said...

the floral shoes are such a nice touch.

i plan on having "it's so hard to say goodbye to my homie" by masta p play at not only my funeral but those of my homies as well.

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