Stuck with a rep, torn to shreds...

Top [Ilaria Nistri] Skirt [H&M] Tights [DIY]

Sandals [Luichiny]

I know I said I was long over my short-lived affair with shredded shirts but shredded front tights... kinda hot. Plus I'm down with anything that makes my stumpy legs look leaner (damn you, rice-paddy calves). After tearing up the ankles of my crappy quality - did I mention WAY overpriced? Wait no, that would be redundant - American Apparel back seam tights by wearing them under beaten up Docs, I decided to chop them off at the site of damage and proceeded to shred the fronts into runny goodness. One leg ended up way cooler than the other but I'm digging the asymmetry. 

Upon further analysis, this outfit either screams "Morgan's dog thought I was hiding bacon in my goodies" or "I got sexually assaulted by a Crusty* and liked it".

*Crusty - a resident of Tomkins Square Park, often identifiable by their cardboard signs, grungy attire, dreaded hair and pungent smell

- Jessica

P.S. Apologies in advance to all who are offended by my monkey toes.