You're a virgin who can't drive...

Maison Martin Margiela x Les Ateliers Ruby

Gareth Pugh S/S09

But if I could, I'd rock a Masion Martin Margiela x Les Ateliers Ruby helmut (dropping any second now at colette for around EUR900) and these sick Gareth Pugh wedges (Don't they look like the Marni S/S08 platforms with a Margiela perspex wedge? Just saying). 

On a not entirely unrelated note, SOMEONE let me style an editorial featuring a gang of leggy models (led by a switchblade-toting Omahyra) on lowrider bikes (with fringed handlebars) faux-riding through South LA. Terry Richardson, are you down? Let me know ASAP. I have a bus to catch. 

- Jessica