My thong's showin but it's cool my shoes go wit it...

No, I have not abandoned this blog by any means (though I'm still without a computer, ugh). I've only just returned from my South American crawl.

Leading up to the trip, I was told that Argentinian women were chic and sophisticated. I can tell you that that turned out to be a dirty lie. A week of perusing the streets of Buenos Aires, I saw about 4 (I'm being generous) women who deserved a "Bitch, you did good" second glance. Shops were filled with belly shirts, ruched dresses, neon netted tops and white see through booty pants (read: things Jessica imagines Kanye's new jumpoff, Amber Rose's closet would be filled with). If I had known that this was a part of the world where it's sexy to show your thong, I would have expected otherwise.

Milion

Buenos Aires, Argentina

Although the fashion was a bust, Argentina is an amazing country and I absolutely wouldn't discourage anyone from visiting. An amazing find was the San Telmo antique market and my new favorite lounge Milion - a house built in 1913 which was converted into a beautiful bar and outdoor garden - where the few chic locals share bottles of wine on the staircase. The whole ambiance had a mystical feeling about it that you would never find in New York.

-Morgan