Christian Audigier
For the love of acrylic nails and Bedazzlers, will someone tell me WTF jaeger-bomb/protein powder concoction do you have to consume to find Ed Hardy apparel appealing? I mean, really? You're really doing this now? Did this fool decide VonDutch wasn't bad enough, he had to one-up himself? At least that was just blatant branding (I mean, I had my Ecko phase. I get it), this is beyond. This is throwing drugstore rub-on tattoo graphics, crystals, and Juicy Couture in a blender and serving it over early onset melanoma. Now if that isn't bringing sexy back, shit, I don't know what is. And now Madonna's trying to collabo with this fool. Did she get her skin pulled back too far and it's now jeopardizing her vision?
- Jessica
2 comments:
i think if we all start wearing von dutch again, this fool might start neglecting ed hardy. gotta lean towards the lesser of two evils!
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